Okay, first of all - I am finally reading the Host. HOMYGAWD. I love it so so so much. Words cannot describe my love for this book. Well, and Wanda and Melanie. And Jared is hot, and I wanna give Ian a big hug. Yeah, I'm at the part right after Kyle tries to kill both of them. (For the first time...?) Anyways, it's so so great.

Also, sorry for totally not updating at all. I'm just lazy as hell.

I have a pool party today. Of course, it's not even that cool because it's also a play rehearsal. So, not as cool as if could be.

Duuuude. It's been a while since I wrote a journal. I'm currently in two different plays at once and it doesn't leave much time for anything else. Also, I'm in an online Health class, which, let me tell you, is a bitch.

Also, allow me to direct your attention to the 'listening to' line at the bottom of this post. Firggin AWESOME song, and the music vid. is sooo good. I luvs it.

Gruh, I have nothing more to say. Also, E, cool beans to you for focusing on your love. I believe you can find further kudos in my ridiculously long comment on your fic.

HEY! I got my own camera!! It's a Ruby Red Nikon Coolpix L18, [link] and I love it to DEATH. The pictures are so pretty, and so is the camera. :3 Gawrsh, I love it. I had to buy it with my own money, but I had Target giftcards, so I ended up paying about 80 bucks less than I originally would have! Man, I love Target SO MUCH. Best store evar.

I haven't uploaded any pictures from it yet, but...I might do that very soon.

Ok, am I the only one that thinks Blue Collar TV on Comedy Central is, like, so good? (Soooooooo Goooooooood...I really need to see if there's a new one of those...) Anyway, redneck jokes never get old. EVER. >O.O<

Also, I now know all the words to Labels or Love by Fergie. I luvs dat song.

Man, I love that song. So true for myself. Shopping so pwns dating.

ERRRMMM. I have not much to say, but I just wanted to get rid of that really long meme journal. That was stoopidly long.

I have more pics from London coming soon, and I have a lotta drawings (er, well, doodles) to scan. I'll try to do that soon.

On the other hand, I will be in three plays this summer, so hopefully I'l have time for artz and fanficz, if not to draw/write, at least to look/read. I hope. D:

Well, has fun this summer, you guys! I know I will! (try, anyway!)

EDIT: Holy frick, man. I have over 2000 pageveiws and I didn't even notice until now! Crapsticks. D:

Also, am I the only one to notice all the dA update with user prefs and stuff? It's like, amazing how new and scary it looks. Even this Journal Update page...this font creeps me out.

EDIT: Also, I think I will change my sig soon. Just to warn you. And...just so I don't forget it, I'll put it here soon.

Allright, show of hands, who has at least a bajillion gift cards? That's right, ME!!!

So...yeah. I went shopping the entire day today (done with school for a month, so I get to do cool stuff like that). My mom finally finished cleaning up our yard from our party...

Blech, I'm gonna do a meme.

I stole this thing from , just 'cause.

Dear Person,

I don't know how to say this, but (1).
I think I realized it (2) (3), and I saw you (4) (5).
I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7).
I'm sending back (8), but I'll keep (9) as a memory.
You should know that I (10) (11).

(12),
Your Name

--
Dear Zac Efron,

I don't know how to say this, but our romance is over. I think I realized it that night with Mr. and Mrs. Bush, and I saw you sit on my cat. I'm sure you're man enough to understand that your Honda sucks. I'm sending back your ring, but I'll keep your suicide note as a memory. You should know that I shall always remember eskimos.

Go f*ck yourself!
Purpleducki88

1.THE COLOR OF YOUR SHIRT:

blue- our romance is over.
red- our affair is at an end.
white- I'm joining a monastery.
black- I hate you.
green- our horoscopes doesn't match.
grey- You're a perv.
yellow- I'm on the streets.
pink- Your nostrils are an insult.
brown- the mafia is after you.
no shirt- You're a loser.
other- I'm in love with your sister.


2. WHAT MONTH WERE YOU BORN IN?

January- that night
February- last year
Mars- when we were skinny dipping
April- when I was high on sesame seed
May- when I was shaving your legs
June- when you put handcuffs on me
July- when I threw up
August- when I saw the tiny head
September- when your dwarf bit me
October- when I was taking a walk
November- when I tied my shoes
December- when your dog went crazy

3. FAV FOOD?
tacos- in your house
pizza- in your van
pasta - in London
Hamburger- under the bus
salad- while you were eating enchiladas
chicken- with Chuck Norris
kebab- in your closet
fish- in woman-clothes
sandwich- at the mental hospital
hotdogs- in trans
other- with Mr. and Mrs. Bush

4. WHATS THE COLOR OF YOUR SOCKS?
yellow- hitting on
red- insulting
black- ignoring
blue- punching
purple- pour syrup on
white- carve your name in
grey- tear the clothes of
brown- put leeches on
pink- steal the toupee from
no socks- sit on
other- chasing out


5. WHAT'S THE COLOR OF YOUR UNDERWEAR?
black – my best friend
White- my father
grey- john travolta
Brown- my whoopee cushion
purple- my pie
red- th cookiemonster
blue- my aloe vera plant
Yellow- my pen-pal from Ghana
Orange – my Carl Larsson-collection
pink – my cat
no underwear – my Cartman-statue
Other- The crazy monk

6. WHAT DO YOU WATCH ON TV?
Scrubs - man
O.C. - sensitive
One Tree Hill - open
Heroes - ashamed
Lost - turned on
House - cowardly
Simpsons - scarred
The news - Mongolian
American Idol – masochistic
Family Guy - senile
other - frost-bited

7.WHAT MOOD ARE YOU IN RIGHT NOW?
happy- how bad I've been feeling
sad- How boring you are
bored- that your Honda sucks
angry- that all your pimples are in the last stadium
Depressed- That I have changed sex
exited- that there's no solution to
nervous- the Middle east
Worried- that we're cousins
apathetic- that Santa doensn't exist
Ashamed- that I'm allergic to your hamster
Hugable- that the garbage-man turns me on
exceedingly happy- that I'm a clone
other- "Deal or no deal" sucks

8. THE COLOR OF YOUR BEDROOM-WALLPAPER?
white- your ring
yellow- your love letters
red- your Darth Vader-poster
black- your pet rock
blue- the pillows
green- the pictures of Portugal
Orange- your artificial teeth
brown- your cellphone
grey- our matching snoopy-bibs
pink- the old toe-nails
other- your military service-memory-box

9. THE FIRST LETTER IN YOUR NAME?
A/B - your picture
C/D - the oil-stock shares
E/F - my virginity
G/H - your neighbor Carl
I/J - the blood-test results
K/L- your left ear
M/N - your suicide-note
O/P - my sense
Q/R - your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V/W - your crime records
X/Y/Z- your highschool grades


10. LAST LETTER OF YOUR LASTNAME?
A/B – shall always remember
C/D – never will forget
E/F – Always will try to forget
G/H – will inform The Swedish Tax Agency(uh yeah..XD)
I/J – have always felt dirty because of
K/L – have never laughed in public about
M/N – am making a movie about
O/P – throw rocks at
Q/R – informed the psychiatrist about
S/T – get sick when I think about
U/V/W – told the news paper about
X/Y/Z – never liked

11. FAV DRINK?
water- our friendship
beer - pensioner
Soda- a new life as a clone
milk- eskimos
wine- cocaine addiction
Cider- a passionate interest for mice
Juice- woody allen-imitations
lemonade- your embarrassing rashes
Whisky - destroying the 2nd world war
other- hating Shrek

12. WHERE DO YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION?
Thailand - Best wishes
Sweden- Love
England- With pain
Spain- Go f*ck youself
China- Gross wishes
Germany- With relief
Japan- Go to hell
Greece - Your enternal enemy
Austraila- Say goodbye to your pet frog Leonard from me
Egypt- Go now
France- Good luck
Other- Say goodbye to your creepy family for me